Straight-laced preschool teacher, Lizzie Brown, never lies, never cusses, and doesnâ€™t really care much for surprises. When her long lost Grandma Gertie shows up on her doorstep on a neon pink Harley Davidson wearing a â€œKiss My Asphaltâ€ t-shirt and hauling a carpet bag full of Smuckers jars filled with road kill magic, Lizzie doesnâ€™t think her life could get any stranger. That is, until her hyper-active terrier starts talking and an ancient demon decides to kill her from his perch on the back of her toilet.
Lizzie learns sheâ€™s a demon slayer, fated to square off with the devilâ€™s top minion in, oh about two weeks. Sadly, sheâ€™s untrained, unfit and under attack. Grandmaâ€™s gang of seventy-something biker witches promises to whip Lizzie into shape in no time, as long as she joins them out on the road. But Lizzie wants nothing to do with all this craziness. She simply wants her normal life back. When she accidentally botches the spell meant to protect her, she only has one choice â€“ trust the utterly delicious but secretive man who claims to be her protector.
Dimitri Kallinikos has had enough. Cursed by a demon centuries ago, his formerly prominent clan has dwindled down to himself and his younger twin sisters, both of whom are now in the coma that precedes certain death. To break the curse, he must kill the demon behind it. Dimitri needs a slayer. At long last, heâ€™s found Lizzie. But how do you talk a girl youâ€™ve never met into going straight to Hell? Lie (and hope she forgives you). Dimitri decides to pass himself off as Lizzieâ€™s fated protector in order to gain her trust and guide her towards this crucial mission. But will his choice to deceive her cost them their lives, or simply their hearts?
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