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Dear Amazon (again)

I realize I’ve bared my soul and spouted my love for you all over the internet, and that this grants you an advantage, but I am a discerning lover. Not to mention I hold a grudge forever. I cannot be wooed with a few pretty words, an oops with a flimsy excuse and you expect me to climb back into bed with you. I may be cheap, but I’m not that cheap.

Your shabby treatment of me will not so easily be forgiven. Those dollars will have to be pried from my stiff, unyielding fingers. I do not think your talk of glitches reeks of sincerity.

I think it’s time we break up, and no we cannot still be friends. I gave my all to you and you’ve trampled my poor heart. I deserve better and will now go flirt with the likes of BN, Borders and BAM.

XXOO

The crazy ex girlfriend

One thought on “Dear Amazon (again)”

  1. molli says:

    :kap:THAT is Amazon after the bosses get in on Monday. And yeah, I have other places I can spend my money.
    hugs
    molli

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